
"Why not program computers to take over the really dull jobs that human beings have to do - such as praying and behaving morally? At the William Morris Institute of Automation Research they are doing just that to free mankind for the really stimulating and demanding tasks of living today - first and foremost the impending visit of Her Majesty the Queen to open its new wing."--Jacket.
(Yes, the other kind of cyclic headlines to the underlying premise of this article)
There seems to be still an idea that news should be presented in newspaper form. That is, there are "important" stories which warrant pushing to the top. If you want to know what stories are important, I think the trick will be to allow each subscriber to feed that back. Not by algorithms ( please!) but in some way which no other organisation has managed to get right. Over to you.
One of the characters invents 'Unit Headline Language' (UHL) with constructs like 'Strike Threat Probe Row'. A key feature of the language is that you can arrange the units in many different ways and it makes as much - indeed as little - sense.
"UHL, Goldwasser quickly realised, was an ideal answer to the problem of making a story run from day to day in an automated paper. Say, for example, that the randomiser turned up
* STRIKE THREAT
By adding one unit at random to the formula each day the story could go:
* STRIKE THREAT BID * STRIKE THREAT PROBE * STRIKE THREAT PLEA
And so on. Or the units could be added cumulatively:
* STRIKE THREAT PLEA * STRIKE THREAT PLEA PROBE * STRIKE THREAT PLEA PROBE MOVE * STRIKE THREAT PLEA PROBE MOVE SHOCK * STRIKE THREAT PLEA PROBE MOVE SHOCK HOPE * STRIKE THREAT PLEA PROBE MOVE SHOCK HOPE STORM
Or the units could be used entirely at random:
* LEAK ROW LOOMS * TEST ROW LEAK ..."
It is gut wrenchingly sad that every death is not treated equaly ... though much in the same way, every life.
*"The system knows that women generally favor stories
about Brad Pitt, but after some real-time analysis, it
can quickly realize that men are far more like to click
on a Brad Pitt story that involves a sports movie."*
This is like Michael Frayn's first comic novel "The Tin Men" (1965), about programming a computer to produce an "automated newspaper". "But people really preferred an air crash. ... What
people enjoyed most was about 70 dead, with some 20
survivors including children rescued after at least
one night in open boats. They liked it to be backed
up with a story about a middle-aged housewife who had
been booked to fly aboard the plane but who had
changed her mind at the last moment."