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    Fake Steve Jobs

    fakesteve.blogspot.com · Personal blog · on HN since 2007

    Fake Steve Jobs is a satirical blog by journalist Dan Lyons, written in the voice of Steve Jobs, mocking the tech industry.

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    What HN says

    HN commenters find it funny and insightful, with some arguing it offers more honest commentary than serious writers, though one doubts its insight.

    Stats for nerds
    27HN people shared it
    32linked in comments
    749story points
    Jul 2009last shared
    2007people per year2009

    Top posts on HN

    1. 1
      Fake Steve Jobs on Chrome OS
      1 person · 204 points · first shared 2009 · 104 comments on HN
    2. 2
      China and "our standard of living"
      1 person · 102 points · first shared 2009 · 91 comments on HN
    3. 3
      Google putting up fence and gate to keep execs from leaving
      1 person · 71 points · first shared 2008 · 22 comments on HN
    4. 4
      Fake Steve Jobs returns
      1 person · 43 points · first shared 2009 · 14 comments on HN
    5. 5
      Monkey Boy's three-legged race
      2 people · 38 points · first shared 2008 · 10 comments on HN
    6. 6
      The end is near: Henry Blodget's index of companies that don't make products and don't have revenues
      1 person · 38 points · first shared 2008 · 11 comments on HN
    7. 7
      FSJ: Why Dell will not bounce back
      1 person · 36 points · first shared 2008 · 26 comments on HN
    8. 8
      The "one pair of glasses" theory
      1 person · 34 points · first shared 2008 · 20 comments on HN
    9. 9
      Fake Steve Jobs: So Woz Calls
      1 person · 25 points · first shared 2009 · 2 comments on HN
    10. 10
      Quit Business school.
      1 person · 23 points · first shared 2007 · 14 comments on HN

    What HN people wrote when they linked it

    • bootloadApr 2008

      "... Why is this PG guy special ? ..."

      I've been thinking about this idea and by re-phrasing your question, "Why are certain people special?". I think you can make this a more general case than just one person working in a narrow field. But I'll confine my observations to the technology world and software world specifically.

      So why are certain people special?

      Maybe it has the same reason that in the past "what made them so un-popular". [0] The intellectual curiosity, ability to see change to "what is possible" instead of what is common practice. Seems harmless doesn't it? But a core mindset of questioning current practice and suggesting a new possibility instead of blind acceptance is threatening and outright dangerous talk to followers. I've observed that in certain types of decision making there are "leaders" and "followers". I'm pretty sure there is a good reason for it. From birth to the time you are old enough to go out into the world you generally accept what you are told is "the right way" to do things. This works for routine decisions like cleaning your teeth, twice every day to avoid decay. For a fair percentage of the population, doing what you are taught, told or pressured to do is pretty much the norm. Don't question why? Follow the standard procedures, get the job done. We need this type of thinking and obedience so we don't fall into chaos. Life is complicated enough without having to make hundreds of non-trivial decisions every week. What about other…

    • concretecodeJul 2009

      It always amazes me how the best social commentary comes from those who have the least to lose. Without the artificial constraint of professionalism (or, I guess, the need to be factually accurate), Lyons somehow manages to be more honest and credible, not less.

      Take his Fake Steve piece on the Microsoft-Yahoo merger: http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/ballmer-im-completely-out-of-ideas.html which I felt was the most succinct and insightful piece on the subject from any journalist.

    • neilcApr 2008

      I don't think FSJ "consistently lacks any real insight":

      http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/ballmer-im-completely-out-of-ideas.html

      http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2007/11/this-writers-strike-cracks-me-up.html

      Are both quite insightful, I think. Most of the time he's just going for a laugh, but there are often quite observant commentaries on the industry.

    • mechanical_fishDec 2007

      Okay, I know it's wrong to reply to myself, and I will go to hell.

      But look at the first picture in this FSJ blog post:

      http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2007/12/breakfast-with-apple-lawyer.html

      It's Andy Kaufman! I rest my case.

      Though, I gotta say, the Andy Kaufman of legend would never have issued such an obvious tipoff. :)

    • ciscoriordanMay 2009

      Options by Fake Steve Jobs (Dan Lyons): http://www.amazon.com/Options-Secret-Life-Steve-Parody/dp/0306815842

      Although all the parts in it that I liked were already on the blog: http://fakesteve.blogspot.com

    • babulJun 2008

      I find his blog (http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/) often very funny.

      Insight with wit. Better than just insight or just wit. imho.

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